In my dreams." —Kenneth, Season 3, Episode 17"We have a show tonight. Not even the time I had that virus they kept saying only raccoons get." —Liz, Season 3, Episode 18"The Kid's Choice Awards?
Fine, I'll set aside my feud with Raven-Symoné for one day, but she knows what she did." —Jenna, Season 3, Episode 18"You're wise, Liz Lemon.
And I'm not one of those girls that does weird stuff in bed because they think they have to.
If you're a gay guy looking for a beard, I don't do that anymore.
I thought I blocked this out, but a thing like this brings back emotions...
Gosh, we gotta update these forms." —Jack, Season 2, Episode 5"Stop eating people's old French fries, pigeon! Did you take an Ambien with your Franzia and sleepwalk here?
" —Jack, Season 2, Episode 7"I do not want to disappoint our Japanese public, especially Godzilla. I'm just kidding, I know he doesn't care what humans do." —Tracy, Season 2, Episode 8"I don't drink hot liquids of any kind. " —Kenneth, Season 2, Episode 10"The stutter got so bad I was taken out of my grade and put in the special class, held in the boiler room. He'd fallen though the ice as a child and was technically dead for 57 minutes.
Like a genetically-manipulated shark." —Tracy, Season 3, Episode 19"In my experience, 'let's think about it' usually ends up as me watching in my basement on prom night." —Liz, Season 3, Episode 19"Isn't there a Slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?
" —Elisa, Season 3, Episode 19"Don't push it Liz, let it happen. " —Liz, Season 3, Episode 21"If I have learned anything from my SIMS family: When a child doesn't see his father enough he starts to jump up and down, then his mood level will drop until he pees himself." —Liz, Season 3, Episode 21"Which one is the elevator I'm not afraid of? " —Kenneth, Season 4, Episode 5"Miss Maroney, your Mexican diet pills came. The same people who say my grandfather was a monkey. " —Kenneth, Season 4, Episode 6"I know it's a girl, Liz Lemon, because I yelled out 'Susan B. A homeless man cooking a Hot Pocket on a third rail of the G train! " —Tracy, Season 4, Episode 21"I've prepared a very unromantic evening.